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BALD EAGLE PUB Membership Agreement
I, of my own free will, in good faith, and with full capacity to contract, hereby enter into this Membership Agreement with BALD EAGLE PUB, a Private Membership Association (PMA), and agree to the following terms:
I acknowledge a registration fee of $15.00 USD, along with an ongoing monthly membership fee. I understand that all payments are made under private agreement, and that the use of currency does not create third-party obligations under international law.
I agree to be bound by the BALD EAGLE PUB Constitution and By-Laws, including any future amendments adopted for the mutual benefit of the members and the association.
I acknowledge that all information obtained within the Association is confidential, pursuant to Article V of the By-Laws. Disclosure of any such information to non-members is strictly prohibited without written consent from the BALD EAGLE PUB Trustee. I affirm that I may not be legally compelled or coerced by any outside party or agency to disclose such information.
Voluntary Disclosure: Any willful disclosure of confidential information to a non-member shall incur a $20,000,000 (twenty million USD) penalty.
Involuntary Disclosure: If information is extracted through coercion or force by a government agent or other party, liability for the same amount transfers to the agent or agency involved.
I affirm that I am not acting as an agent of any city, parish, state, or federal entity, nor am I seeking membership for investigative or regulatory purposes. My intent is solely to associate socially with like-minded individuals in a safe, private setting.
I acknowledge that members consuming alcohol must be at least 21 years of age.
I understand BALD EAGLE PUB does not support alcoholism, and encourages any member struggling with alcohol to seek help through Alcoholics Anonymous or similar programs.
I agree not to drink and drive. I will surrender my keys, arrange for a designated driver, or use a ride service (Uber, taxi, etc.) to ensure community safety.
As a family-oriented PMA, BALD EAGLE PUB strictly prohibits the following within its premises:
Illegal drug use
Prostitution
Drug distribution
Possession or use of illegal weapons
Any other illegal or nefarious activity
I agree to uphold the following behavioral standards:
Toward Others: Show kindness regardless of others’ behavior; assist those in need when able; respect differing opinions without imposing my own.
In Conflict: In violent situations, I will only respond with force if no help is available. I will disengage from hostile arguments to prevent escalation.
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